The United States of Pre-war America is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Al Good with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 13.503 billion Americans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 2,673 trillion Libertycoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 197,999 Libertycoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, pregnant women make easy targets, and facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy. Crime is totally unknown. Pre-war America's national animal is the Bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pre-war America is ranked 18,407^th in the world and 554^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 49.31 flags saluted per person per day.